Tis the season for bad wordplay – at least when it comes to holiday themed erotic romance. Check out these laughable titles –

  • “Santa’s Package”
  • “The Bad Elf”
  • “Christmas with Daddy”  ( I don’t even want to go there! Wow)
  • “He Came Upon a Midnight Clear”  (LOL!)
  • “Mistletoe Mistress” – (I like that one!)
  • “St. Nick’s Night of Xstasy” -(That is not a typo folks, they really spelled it like that.)
  • “Unwrapping the Present”
  • “Christmas Cousins – First Time Sex” (Gross!)
  • and…”His Christmas Virgin”  (Seriously?!)


I generally shun the holiday romance genre but I do have to admit that the few I read for Romantic Times Book Review magazine were pretty amazing. If you’re in the mood for a little holiday romance check out:

Christmas Eve at Friday Harbor – Lisa Kleypas (I had the pleasure of reviewing this one last year and loved it. Of course, I love everything Lisa Kleypas writes.)